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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 01:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

What habits do happy couples have?

share office space ...

No go.

They put up a sign reading

Why do people immediately disregard subjects such as flat earth, without opening their minds/taking time to research?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

Then came..

Why cant school buses ditch kids who are late to the bus at the school? Like on the way home, if a kid is late when all the others arrived to the bus on time, why cant they leave the late kid behind since its not fair to the on time kids to wait?

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

What can melt your heart?

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

'I feel for Jackson': Tigers' Jobe out for season with elbow surgery - The Detroit News

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Mariners' vibes turn ugly after sweep: 'Nobody feels sorry for us' - The Seattle Times

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

J.K. Rowling said that 65% of people in Britain are transgender. Where did she come up with that statistic?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

Can I see some anal hole?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids